LumberjacksPWN's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[One Chance]

One Chance, So Funny...

Yeah, I am probably preaching the the choir here, but one chance sucks. I even removed my cookies and I still couldn't play it again. Something's a bit fishy about this...

[Zombie Exploder]

Poorly Executed

This game could have been great. The control scheme was genius, however poorly implemented and extremely unresponsive. The zombie were able to continuously grab you, causing immediate death. (Get caught in a group and you die because they grab you one after another). If small things had been looked over and refined this game could have been great.

[Dragon Boy]

It's awesome except...

Hard mode is definitely hard. I got to Oh Snap and cannot get past. I have the best armor available and still i get eaten alive. I feel that the difficulty is ramped too far up too quickly. The enemies hit harder, have greater defense, and you are left to sit there and be pulverized. I don't know how this might be remedied, however I lost all enjoyment playing this game upon reaching hard mode.

[Portal Defenders]

Difficulty curve creates funless game

Difficulty curve is to intense from the first to second wave.

[Madness Accelerant]

Eh it had some flaws

There were some points when the clown thing attacked that got you stuck in a cycle of clown attack, get damage, recover followed by another immediate clown attack, preventing any retaliation. So yeah 7 because of that

[Toss the Turtle]

Where the Hidden Switch

Great Game, I just can't seem to find the hidden switch.

[Hedgehog Launch 2]

Fun

Well I found a glitch sort of. If you get the max upgrades then launch yourself as high as you can including e boosters. Then continuously go to the side using the left or right boosters, (just hold them down), you can stay up for a ridiculously long time. I gave up after I reached $1094.75, 51855 ft, and 12 min 25 sec. For a grand total of $4,206,528.16 on that run alone.

[RABID]

The Concept Was There

It seemed like a decent enough concept. But I got kicked to the ground and then couldn't get back up. As soon as I got up I was kicked down again. I couldn't defend myself at all. If you can't defend yourself you can't win. Can't win, why play?

Why are zombies fighting a robot? The robot would be of no use to a zombie.

[Chrome Wars]

Its pretty good

My bots stats

everything was 55 except precision which was 105 and chrome which was 47, as well as having the best parts (i chose the tire btw)

I was up to battle 80, no losses, all you need to to is get the best parts, and have an extremely high precision (close to twice the amount of everything else) and you're golden

most people don't understand how important precision is, and just want to beast through everything. In this game's case, you can't.

But there should be an end, and a save feature, I exited and now my bot is gone. so sad :(